The boys have done it – the Swayzie Express is loaded with weed and is on its way across the river to Sebastian Bach. Once it arrives in the U.S., Sebastian will load it with boxes of American cigarettes and send it back to Canada. Ricky and Julian explain that they have a lot riding on this deal – so they’re thrilled when the train makes it back intact, loaded with smokes!
The boys load the cartons of cigarettes into Shitty Bill’s truck and he heads back to the park, but not before Lahey and Randy come out of hiding and shoot at the vehicle. Shitty Bill makes it out of the forest unscathed, but when the boys try to escape, the Shitmobile won’t start.
Conky explains to the boys that Jacob betrayed them – he put sugar in the Shitmobile’s gas tank and he’s wearing a wire. Julian is disappointed in Jacob.
Lahey threatens the boys – he wants the Swayzie Express and won’t take no for an answer. The boys are trapped – their car won’t start and the forest rangers are approaching fast. The boys leave and find a small boat nearby but don’t get very far: the boat ends up floating in the middle of the river. Bubbles is losing his mind and finally realizes that he needs to kill Conky – so he drowns the puppet.
With the forest rangers and Randy and Lahey waiting for them on the Canadian side of the river, the boys are surrounded when FBI agents show up on the American side of the waterway. Since neither the Canadian nor the American authorities have jurisdiction over the boys in their current location, Ricky can choose who busts them.
Ricky negotiates with the two sides and ends up with a good deal. The Alien Trevors will take the blame and go to jail for stealing the Swayzie Express, and Ricky will go to jail in the U.S. for endangering beavers in a protected wildlife sanctuary – this way, he’ll get to visit Ray, who’s still serving time for soliciting prostitution.
Several weeks later, everything has worked out as planned. Julian is a rich man, proud to have made something of himself. Ricky enjoyed himself in the luxurious American jail and even got his Grade 11. Bubbles went to a therapist and his life is now back on track. Lahey resigned from the force and is comfortable with the idea that he was born to be a drunk trailer park supervisor. Lucy cherishes her newborn son, and Sarah finds love… with Jacob Collins.
For the first time, all is calm in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.